Wednesday, August 09, 2006

to commemorate a tremendously ick day at the office

note to self: stop taking work so seriously.
second note to self: refill wine glass

Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You jackass! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"

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At 17 August, 2006 16:28 , Blogger Philippa said...

Heee! Yes, secretaries are the most important people in the building. Hmmm, except for hospitals, where nurses may win. Stiff contest though.

Biased, moi?

 

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